Can we talk about Jeff Bezos and Amazon for a second? In the maelstrom that has become 2025, Bezos has been getting a bit of a free ride. It doesn't seem right that we spend so much time on Elon Musk---awful as he is and holy hell is he awful---that there's no time leftover to focus on no-income-tax-paying billionaires like Bezos. We'd like to change that. So what's so bad about 'ol Jeff? We're glad you asked! Jeff is a guy who never met a dollar he didn't want to snatch and fondle. He's equal opportunity, we'll give him that. He'll snatch dollars from men, women, boys, girls, trans, straight, gay, white, black, jewish, christian, muslim, buddhist. Doesn't matter to him who's holding it, he'll try to grab it with everything he's worth. And that's a lot. Jeff can be counted on to crush those pesky unions before they even get started trying to make lives better for working people. Less money to the workers means one thing and one thing only: more money for Bezos! Jeff prefers a world where local businesses are relegated to the dustbin of bankruptcy court. Jeff is perfectly fine with burning fossil fuels to power Amazon delivery vehicles--and there a LOT of Amazon delivery vehicles--and Amazon Web Service data centers. That's a lot of emissions! Oh right, Jeff can retreat to his underground bunkers when the climate hits the fan. Jeff is all good with putting his thumb on the editorial decisions of The Washington Post, making it seem more like The Jeff Bezos Post than anything coming from D.C. The list goes on and on. He doesn't pay taxes. He bought Venice for a weekend. He sends unsavory text messages to women who aren't his wife. We think it's fair to say Jeff Bezos is a creep. A billionaire creep. And it's long past time to help people realize that when they step into Amazon's Whole Foods and buy things, they are putting money right into his gold plated pocket. We're gonna meet this Monday at 5 p.m and spent an hour calmly and loudly letting Whole Foods customers know that they might want to think about shopping elsewhere for the time being. Hey we're flexible on this! We'll shut up as soon Amazon lets its employees unionize. That seems fair!