The Wolves
Fascist Crawl 3 - Downtown Palo Alto
Join us for our third installment of our fun filled walking tour of billionaire owned businesses in downtown Palo Alto. These are the guys that are hijacking democracy, rigging the economy, crippling unions and terrorizing immigrants.
Wow! With all that on their to-do lists, how do these guys have time to make so much money? Oh, right! They got plenty of time! We're the ones who do the work; they get paid $50,000,000/yr to lay us off.
On the other hand, maybe we're not being fair. It must be really hard to screw us and our country so bad and still make it back to the compound in time for dinner.
But we digress.
We'll start at Valor, home to billionaire Antonio Gracias who along with Elon Musk worked at DOGE and led the decimation of federal workers. Wait a second! Aren't billionaires supposed to create jobs???
After Valor and Gracias, we'll walk up the street to Whole Foods Market, owned by Amazon and it's despicable billionaire Venice purchasing Chairman of the Board Jeff Bezos.
Then we'll stroll over to Palantir, home to billionaire and top ten world's creepiest man Peter Thiel, their Chairman of the Board.
And after that? Well, you'll have to join us to find out. Okay, okay, okay. We'll give you some hints. One of the destinations rhymes with "Crapple" and another rhymes with "Smellforce".
And after that? We'll end our tour at NOLA on Ramona Street for some much needed drink and grub where we'll talk about something other than the unraveling of this great experiment in democracy.
Oh who are we kidding!?!? Of course we're going to talk about the unraveling of this great experiment in democracy! What else is there?
Like all Wolves events, this is a peaceful, non-violent protest. We are there to raise awareness, make our voices heard, and have fun. Everything else is none of our business.
Join us! It's going to be fun. Costumes are good, but certainly not required. Wear bright colors for the twilight, and if you feel like bringing drums, whistles or cowbells, we'd love it. No real need for flashlights because we'll be on University Ave after sundown, but if you want to bring one, please feel free.